The first question that probably comes to mind is, “why the hell would you review a decade old game? What are you, some kind of nostalgia reviewer?” The answer to that question takes me back to the year 1823, I was a fighter pilot in Vietnam and the Nazis had managed to finally ward off [...]
Sony’s PlayStation 3 was the first of their consoles to be panned and considered lackluster. It did eventually outsell the Microsoft 360, of course, but it took a very long time for the console to build up solid momentum, and for all of the launch-era negativity stirred up by fans of the 360 and Nintendo’s [...]
Google has been ramping up their advertising recently for Google Glass, the company’s new augmented reality headpiece, which is due to reach consumers sometime this year. But the new glasses are probably going to be really expensive, and when you couple that with presumptive low stocks of the product at launch, your chances of owning [...]
The big popular word in contemporary American politics is “reform.” Everyone wants some form of reform or another; there’s tax reform, and immigration reform, and campaign finance reform, and lobbying reform. And while all of those are well and good, and necessary in their own ways, we tend to forget about the one type of [...]
If you follow U.S. politics even remotely, it’d be hard for you to have missed all of the bat-s#!% crazy things one-hit-wonder musician and conservative psychopath Ted Nugent has said about President Barack Obama and others over the years. To label him as “not a fan” would be a pretty epic understatement. Why, then, is [...]
It has been over 600 years since last the leader of the Catholic church resigned his position, but how often does an opportunity like this come along. While Pope Gregory the XII stepped down to resolve the Western Schism the current pope Benedict the XVI, tired of dealing with shuffling altar boy diddlers from parish [...]
Tired of being a boomer? Want to impress the ladies? Maybe you want a lucky fella’s attention. Well, here’s a few top tips for losing that weight. Loss of Limb, No Sweat You don’t have to be a leper to lose those pounds quickly. You’re a decaying corpse, there’s nothing wrong with falling apart now [...]
Following in light of Obama, David Cameron recently came out, not as a homosexual (the time may come), but he came out to support gay marriage and as result has given us his Marriage (Same Sex Couples) Bill, which according to the BBC got a majority vote. Yes folks, the leader of the conservative party actually supported gay marriage, a party [...]
Zombies. We all love them. Some of us more than others. If you’re like me, then you’re pretty upset at the Mayans for getting our hopes up that the world was going to end on 12-21-12, and the zombie apocalypse would happen. But, then again, my hopes were up that the zombie apocalypse would happen [...]
It was recently reported that Yoda is headed back to the silver screen, starring in his very own stand-alone Star Wars film. No one is sure if the film will tell the story of a young Yoda’s quest to become a Jedi, or an older Yoda, perhaps (and I’m just guessing here) telling the story [...]
My Bloody Valentine MBV 83/100 By Zack Smith, Feb. 5, 2013 Obsessive genius nearly bankrupts record label while crafting game-changing album and then goes AWOL for twenty years. This was the My Bloody Valentine story and if you are a fan you are pretty familiar with it. Frustratingly familiar with it. It would be [...]
The internet is buzzing right now with rumors that pop singer Beyonce is a member of the Illuminati, a secret society that controls all the world’s governments and corporations and pushes to create a “new world order.” Of course, Beyonce isn’t really a member of the Illuminati, because the Illuminati doesn’t actually exist. then again, [...]
If you’re a big fan of the Civilization franchise of games, you’ve probably seen the news that a new expansion pack for Civilization V, tentatively titled One World, is possibly on the way. If this turns out to be true, fans will soon be treated to a whole new batch of fresh content for the award-winning strategy [...]
President Barack Obama just doesn’t get it, apparently. Somehow, after four years and two weeks in the White House, and all the time before that he spent on the campaign trail, putting up with everything Republicans have hurled at him, he still hasn’t learned his lesson. What is it going to take, Mr. President, for [...]
How I yearn for the golden days of multiplayer gaming. You and a couple of friends, sitting on the edge of someone’s bed or on the floor, staring into some tiny television set while you waited patiently for your turn to come up, joking and laughing and eating pizza together. Sure, there were the occasional [...]
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