Not-So-Living

• Zombie Weight Loss Tips

  Posted on February 9, 2013 by Bryn Price
  Tired of being a boomer? Want to impress the ladies? Maybe you want a lucky fella’s attention. Well, here’s a few top tips for losing that weight. Loss of Limb, No Sweat You don’t have to be a leper to lose those pounds quickly. You’re a decaying corpse, there’s nothing wrong with falling apart now [...]

• Take it from a Zombie! Infants, bath salts, and athleticism

  Posted on January 31, 2013 by Jimmy Z
  Hey folks, Jimmy Z. here!  For our first-ever Take it from a Zombie advice column entry, we’re going to focus on some questions people have asked me this week about child-rearing, coping with bath-salt zombies, and how to be better at sports when bits of our body are rotting off of you.  Let’s jump right into [...]